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by Diet Eugene

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This is also the last Diet Eugene album (ever)

I hope you enjoyed listening to Diet Eugene as much as I liked being Diet Eugene.

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All songs written & recorded by Lyd

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released February 25, 2015

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Elliott Sharpe Minneapolis, Minnesota

imitation punk

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Track Name: /fuck
i'm gonna fuck it up
i am fucking it up
i have fucked it up
(fucked it up)
i'm gonna fuck it up
i am fucking it up
i have fucked it up
(fucked it up)

i'm sorry
Track Name: Cathy, It's Not An Emergency
cathy, it's not an emergency.
i skipped out on school so i made up a lie.
cathy, it's not an emergency.
i couldn't find the motivation to leave my bed,
and i stayed there until three o'clock.
no i wasn't sick, i didn't have a fever,
my brain was controlling my day.
so i'll make a couple of promises that i just can't break
and i won't let this happen again,
no i won't let this happen again.
Track Name: The Number Four Song (it's a joke)
no one sings about the number four,
they think it's kind of overrated and poor.
everyone prefers the number twelve,
because you can fit three fours inside.
(they think it's a better number)

but some people actually prefer the number four,
some people really appreciate the fact
that you can fit two twos inside of the number.
(they think it's kind of a neat feature)

now put down your incredibly useful thumb, and you'll have four.
unless you've previously lost a finger to the door.
wave those digits around as if you were sporting something great.
and it's true because the number four is pretty amazing.
though it does have flaws i'll tell you what they are.

the metric system is built on fives,
try to count a yard in fives and you'll have a rough time staying alive.
was that a necessary comment?
probably not but rhyming is hard.

stick this song next to number three and number five.
listen to this in your incredibly numbered playlist.
you are correct to question whether this is a song or a rant,
but wait for it but i am coming to that.
at the end there will be music until we get to four minutes.
if there isn't it would be incredibly incorrect and dumb.

and now the music portion of the number four song.....
and now the music section of the number four song.....

(REALLY BAD PIANO)

(WHY DID YOU PRESS THE BEAT BUTTON? YOU KNOW VERY WELL YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF RHYTHM)

(HOW ARE YOU A MUSICIAN IF YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF RHYTHM?)
Track Name: Sitting in the Park
I'm sitting in the park and I am waiting for you
I'm sitting in the park and I am waiting for you
Me and this squirrel we are waiting for you
Don't you feel alone because we are waiting for you
Don't you feel alone because we are here for you
Me and this squirrel we are here for you here
Well this squirrel only only wants your nut
This squirrel here only wants your gut
Well I'm here for you even after dark
I'm here for you even after dark
Track Name: Standard
tomorrow i'll stop being average
i'll start being different
tomorrow this bridge will be stronger
it'll stop being weaker
tomorrow these words will be deeper
they'll stop being shallow
tomorrow these chords will sound better
they'll stop being standard
tomorrow this song will be longer
and it won't end like this